Q.Why can’t you have two elephants in your swimming pool at the same time?
A. Because they’d only have one pair of trunks.
Q. Why does a cow wear a bell?
A. Because the horn doesn’t work!
Q. Why do hummingbirds hum?
A.“Because they can’t remember the words!”
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me … They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me … I must be a God!